Saturday, December 20, 2008
I Dare You
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
I can Feel Mangos
Thursday, November 6, 2008
This Has NO Meaning to It
Ok so this is a sestina I wrote for my literature class, it's a little embarrassing because it's really sappy, but alas here it is: (p.s. it's really hard to write a sestina so sorry if it's wierd, and don't try and analyze it please.)
Anitses
My first sights of you
And I didn’t yet think of us
Inside I could see you were warm
Inside the blue-green rings of your eyes
Inside your smile
I could see your dreams dance
But your heart would start to dance
All due to you
Liking my sweet smile
And you hoped for an “us”
Inside your sea-green eyes
That I might keep you warm
For you begged to once be warm
And so I saw you dance
And something I liked in your kind eyes
Made me wonder about you
Then he introduced us
You made me grow a smile
I grew to love your smile
Thinking of you made me warm
I thought for once, they’re could be an “us”
And in our dreams we had our dance
My mind couldn’t escape you
My eyes waited for your eyes
But tears brimmed our eyes
We had to leave that smile
For I could not be with you
We became scared to be warm
We were forbidden to dance
Because there was another “us”
Impossible became us
We closed our eyes
Forgetting the dance
When I think, I can’t smile
About keeping each other warm
Because I miss you
And yet my eyes will still dance
Because when I see your warm smile and you see mind
It reminds us of all the ways to say “I love you”
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This Blog Is Not About: Sestina
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Ordinary Rarity Pt. 1
Gabriella. What a girl. She lived in a miniscule town, but this was an entire world to her. A world full of thieves and goblins, of princesses and warriors, of magic and enormosity, and she ruled it all. Of course as a ruler of such a vast land she lived atop the mountain so she could see all looking both ways. To the right of her castle lay a vast market and on the left of her castle lay her school but along with the school came a large piece of land where all the magic of her world dwelt.
Gabriella attended this school for many years since she was very young. Starting there she had no idea tha of what she owned. She would show up to this academia and follow the rules very precisely so as to be a good girl. During the nap times she would nap, and during the play times she would sit quietly and talk to the dinosaurs that roamed the classroom.
Every other day the keeper of the dinosaurs would show up. His name was Jacob and he was deeply admired by Gabriella. He was also short like Gabriella with long brown hair and very simple brown eyes that matched his skin tone. He knew all the dinosaurs very well their names and their likes. He also adoredGabriella for her gentleness with them. She often took one of the Brontosaurus' and gently caressed it's blue skin for ours just admiring it.
Gabriella was normally a shy girl, not wanting to make much social contact with anyone around, in fact she kept a nice space bubble around her and the other classmates, however in this instance she took up courage and spoke with the keeper. He was a little cautous talking to her, squinting his eyes in a deal of droubtfulness in the trueness that she supposedly spoke from. She made no more than small talk bout how the dinosaurs were doing and how much she liked them. Sometimes during the break times that were given to the children Jacob and Gabriella would go off together and spend time digging through the time rocks looking for treasures or flying along the air roads in the sky. Jacob was always a little cautious around her, but he never said no. He was a kind quiet gentleman who did always as Gabriella asked.
Gabriella was not a snotty young girl either though. But she did have ambition and she did have wants that she expressed. She wasn't unkind to Jacob in anyway, in fact she did what she could to stay on good terms with him. She enjoyed his prescence, but mostly enjoyed having a close friend to which she could talk to in this immense school.
Gabriella eventually learned of her other classmates by the end of her first schooling year and she became very good friends with the keeper. They stayed friends during the summer, holding a mysterious bond, for during the summer they were to never see each other. This could easily be assumed because Gabriella started her first adventure that summer and she first hand discoverd the land she lived in and the power she had obtained. Of the magica that flowed through the very mountain she lived on and the backyard of her own castle. She learned of it all in that one summer...
"Friends are born, not made..." - Henry Adams
Sunday, August 10, 2008
"You're right. I'm a terrible person. Shoot me why dontcha?"
You know what I hear over and over again from just about everybody? "You're such a nice person. In fact you're too nice." I'd like to believe these people, and sometimes I actually do, but I know better than that. I know that really, through this crusyt body of mine, I'm a monster. I was sitting in a car with one of my best friends when I splattered off this quote. I like to joke around and pick on people and so does he. Something got brought up about something nice that I did and I said this. He couldn't stop laughing. It's funny to watch him laugh. He starts cringing and rolling up into a ball and his mouth becomes a colossal size and I can't help but grin back at him.
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Saturday, July 26, 2008
For those of you who pass by:
All this post will be as a special request. Could all of you just make a small special prayer right now for a friend of mine who is going through troubles. Thank you.
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Died and Gone to Heaven
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!!! 'Tis been a terribly long time since my last post. My apologies to those of you out there who might happen to be still reading this and waiting for something new. I shall finally write again. The problem is...what? What do I write? I could bore with the details of my late busy life of traveling Greece and Turkey, or the amazing times I've spent with my friends at various random events, or the week I spent camping up in the lakes. But then maybe you don't wan't to hear all about that. Maybe you can't hear anything because I can't actually talk and you listen, you have to read what I'm writing. I suppose a video blog could happen, by why would anyone like me do that. I have a terribly ugly face, (I've been told it looks girly :P), and my voice has been cracking like fingers lately. O whatever shall we do then? I know, we'll forget about it all together. Let's do that. Well, as you can tell this post really has no point to it so far and thats about as far as it goes. I merely wanted the world to know that I'm still alive and I will begin writing again. See you in the next post. (In the mean time I will bless you with a youtube post of one of the interesting things I have done this summer.)
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This Blog Is Not About: Writing
Took a Personality Test and this is what it said
Your personality type:
Quiet, reflective and idealistic. Interested in serving humanity. Well-developed value system, which they strive to live in accordance with. Extremely loyal. Adaptable and laid-back unless a strongly-held value is threatened. Usually talented writers. Mentally quick and able to see possibilities. Interested in understanding and helping people.
Careers that could fit you includes:
Writers, artists, counselors, social workers, English teachers, fine arts teachers, child care workers, clergy, missionaries, psychologists, psychiatrists, scientists, political activists, editors, education consultants, journalists, religious educators, social scientists.
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Sunday, May 25, 2008
Let Me Have Your Pain
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Meet My Love
the battle between the smurfs and the porcupines has lasted for centuries
but i think the tables have turned
they have finaly figured out where your fortress lies and are on there way!
This was an interesting conversation that I didn’t have online one day. My friend is dating this guy that goes to her school. She of all people was the person that we didn’t think would ever date but her we are and she has an obsession. I guess she isn’t actually dating him but its supposed to happen sometime soon. They absolutely adore each other though. Anyways, the first time we met him was a while ago when me and her family were visiting the campus and she popped up on me that there was a guy that she liked. Talk about surprised. I didn’t know what to say. Well he is a superbly tall person that surpasses my height easily. I was amazed by his height however he was the shyest person ever. He was funny actually. We would ask him question and he would just kind of answer them quickly. He was really afraid of my friends dad. I guess he was a little intimidated by meeting the dad. Well I was polite and didn’t try and make him feel too embarrassed or anything like that. A few days later though I was talking to my friend and she informed me that her new hobby was reading along right next to her and so I wrote something really funny like how I loved him and I wanted to hold him. It wasn’t anything serious just something to rattle his chain and see what he would do. It was hilarious to see that he didn’t freak out. He just kind of laughed. So I kept it up with my little joke and I never got a real response from him. To tell you the truth I haven’t really talked to him in person at all. And then one day I got his IM address and I asked to invite him. And he responded to me while I was away from my computer and actually wrote the above statement. I was rather confused. So tell me, do you know what he means?
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This Blog Is Not About: love, porcupines, shy, smurfs
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
The Youth Unite: Jen Jen
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008
The Youth Unite: Hannah
Monday, May 19, 2008
The Youth Unite: Amy
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Sunday, May 18, 2008
The Youth Unite: Mafoo
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Saturday, May 17, 2008
The Youth Unite: Jazz
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This Blog Is Not About: Converse, Jazz, youth group
Friday, May 16, 2008
The Youth Unite: Joe
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This Blog Is Not About: Elmo, pie, POTO, sweater vest, youth group
Monday, May 12, 2008
FEAR THE MANGO!!!
Just recently I heard a great message from an inspiring friend. He preached about love. He made me realize that we need to have great love for our friends. He recited one my favorite verses. John 15:13 Greater love has no man that this, that he lay down his life for his friends. He said that the greatest love ever shown was not a romantic one but the one that friends share. I know of a story about this. Some of you may have heard of Kingdom Hearts. In the second one you may realize that as Sora finally found Kairi he was much more worried about finding
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008
You've Got Me and Jesus
A Hug from a friend in times of need is like the feeling you get when the song in your head comes out on the radio.
Friends are like pillars on your porch: sometims they hold you up and sometimes they lean on you.
Most people come into our lives and quickly leave, it is a specail few that come in and leave a footprint.
Be yourself because the people who mind don't matter and the people who matter don't mind.
And there were a lot more just like that. It was made from one of my best friends and she made me think of a song that she once said was her song for all her friends. You've got me
When there's nowhere else to turn
All your bridges have been burned
Feels like you've hit rock bottom
Don't give up it's not the end
Open up your heart again
When you feel like no one
Understands where you are
[chorus]
Someone loves you even when you don't think so don't you know you got
Me and Jesus by your side through the fight you will never be alone on your own you got me and Jesus
After all that we've been through
Be now you know I've doubted too
But everytime my head was in my
Hands you said to me
Hold on to what we got
This is worth any cost so
Make the most of life
That's borrowed
Love like there's no tomorrow
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Monday, April 28, 2008
The Youth Unite: Jordan
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This Blog Is Not About: jordan, Pizza, POTO, youth group
Friday, April 25, 2008
High Grounds
It's the place where I belong
Where you will never die
Wipe the tears off from your eyes
Sun and moon and stars above
Never match this perfect love
Just look to the painter's hands
Like an ocean meets its sand.
Digigee Digigee Dime Dime Digigee Digigee Dime
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Twisted castles in her hair
Building mountains in the air
Making profits, lending loans,
Ancient TV's, golden telephones
But within this misty cave,
Lies a painter, blind but brave
Paints the story of where we've been
Where we are, where we could be.
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So Kiss the light, seize the day
Shine your shoes, come to play
Sun is shining, sky is clear
Leave your worries with your fears
Light eternal, sleep inside
To my heart and through my eyes
Bringing in sweetness to my soul
Close your eyes, be made whole
Flying backwards, climbing clouds
Trick the lion and the mouse
Feeling colors, tasting sound
What you do here, has no bounds
Behind all this there is a hand
Who paints a picture of this land
On the canvas blank and white
He crafts a place with colors bright
Forget the shadows, leave the past
Your future’s bright, sleep at last
The painter’s watching over you
He paints the story, all brand new
So watch the birds swim on by
Or watch an ocean in the sky
So just sit down, and take heed
To the sounds of melodies
Don’t you dare, sleep on in
Free of worries free of sin
Wake up early, come on out
We’re free at least, so come and shout
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So let’s go see this mystic place
And let’s go see the painters face
But most of all, let’s explore
This place of wonder, so much more
And that place, where I come from
You know that place, where I belong
All that I said, it is no lie
Cause I’ll see it when I…
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Thursday, April 24, 2008
The Monster I've Become
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008
A Picture of My Mind
You know being young and carefree is really fun. What brings you down the most is when you start thinking too much about everything in life. When you start pondering the lengths of the universe and or the depths of the mind. Actually things can get really depressing because of the lack of understanding there is. I guess ignorance is bliss then. But sometimes the thinking is inevitable. In the words of a very strange artist, I'm on a train of thought and I can't stop this train. Sometimes I think I just need to have fun and not worry about life. I know God is watching over me so...I just don't know. Sometimes I wonder about personal things like "What's the purpose of Kody in my life? He's brand new to youth group and he's already intrigued me, confused me, shaken me?" He gets me thinking a l
ot about myself, the way I worship God, and a lot about my beliefs. I don't know if that's a bad thing or not. Maybe I'm just over analyzing all of this, but I still don't understand it. And sometimes I think why one of my most beautiful friends has refused food for the past year. Then I get myself thinking about the Silence Day coming up and the depressing fact that the church might be growing cold. I grow weary thinking about that some of my friends in youth group might leave the church and never return. And then I think I only have one year left with all of my friends and I am saddened, and then I don't know what is going to happen on after high school. And I wonder why my parents don't even try to understand my faith or anything that I try to deal with. Then it gets more serious. Why do people go to wars and then there lives are destroyed the what they've seen and what the continually deal with? Why do people down in Bolivia have such a hard time finding water all because some people have to drive five
feet to where they are going? Why are mothers in china forced to drown millions of baby girls all because of the government's policy? Why am I here? What is all of this? And why am I just sitting here wasting my youth when I could be having fun with the time I do have with my friends. All I can think about though is that I don't want to lose them to anything so my goal is to cling to them and hold on to them. See what God's purpose really is. I guess I just have to wait, and do His will, and maybe someday I will see the big picture. But still I sit here and I hurt. I hurt for the hurt and hungry and those who have needs unment. I hurt for everyone. How am I supposed to think while people are being unfairly treated for what they hold their faith in? Some day. Now I wait and I can only think about the horrors that come in this world. I think about life for me and life for others, and what life is. I sit and think. I sit and cry, and think, and wonder, and I begin to sing to myself, this one sad song...
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Monday, April 21, 2008
The Youth Unite: Mac
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This Blog Is Not About: Batman, hair, Lizz, Mac, strong, youth group
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
PLEASE!!!!
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008
The Youth Unite: Lizz
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Sunday, April 13, 2008
The Youth Unite: Kody
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Thursday, April 10, 2008
TIHPWABPC
Welcome to The "I Hate Physics With A Burning Passion" Club. Otherwise known as TIHPWABPC. We have banded together in a common goal of hating physics. We meet everday for Mondays thru Fridays from 9:00-10:10 A.M. For anyone who wishes to join we are open to newcomers, as long as you meet the following membership requirements:
- A burning hatred for the subject, including but not limited to: labs, worksheets, review packets NOT posted on the internet, Equations (ex. v=d/t), book questions, aura in general, being forced to be quiet during Channel One
- cannot be completely aceing the class (100%), although you may have a higher score due to crazy amounts of E.C.
- must wear the usual string bracelet to club meetings
End Notes: Although we do hate physics, we will not hold this hatred to our teacher because he was not, surprisingly, the inventor of physics. (Although he may have been helping.) We do have reason to believe though that Satan may have created physcis as punishment for human beings.
President- CB
Vice President- MF
Secreatry of State- DM
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Monday, April 7, 2008
El Ensueno
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
The Youth Unite: Deanna
Deanna is also a great ministry example. Deanna has always shown something great has innocence. You can look at anything she does and it is innocent. She is always helpful when it comes to taking care of her mom and everyone else in the church. But as well as that she is careful to not throw herself into sinful or tempting situations. She does as the Bible says and flees from sin. Her greatest compliment is that she knows the scripture well. She always is reading everyday and she knows references and verses. Her goal is probably to memorize the whole Bible someday. I believe she could do it. How inspirational?
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The Youth Unite: Toby
But I digress, Toby has some amazing qualities about him as well. Toby has obsessions about reading the word too. His mind complexes me too, because he has the stranges bizarre and complicating theology I could ever imagine. I like how he challenges you to think about a subject a lot. He also backs up a lot of his arguments with scripture. He shows a great deal of knowledge of the scripture and it shows some good qualities for him. He's now a care-free adult who I believe is ready to tackle the earth, with a scream like a war cry. So there is my friend Toby for you. I hope you enjoy him.
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This Blog Is Not About: accent, Scripture, Toby, youth group
A Photographer's Troubles
I am having the most troubling time with my photography research project. I have found extensive research from a variety of photographers on opinions, techniques, tips, guides. They have discussed everthing from the kind of film to how imaging works. I can't believe how many different fields of photography there are.
I found a lot about imaging and changing your photograph online to make it seem something a lot more unrealistic but with more collage and variety to it. I don't think I want to go into this because I am more fascinated with the original photography and all these new techniques dealing with the computer are not ideas that I want to explore right yet.
The second thing I found, and that I already knew, was that there is a very scientific side to photography and that side is closely linked. (Funny how scince and art are so much in sync with photography.) I found a scientist who has PhD in science and has studied photography as well and I think he has a great website explaining how good photos are made using a scientific structure. This sounds interesting to me but it also takes a little away from the beauty of it as an art form, so I wonder of how much of it do I include if I include it at all.
However there are a lot of things that I am interested in that I found. The first thing is this photographer named David Julian. I read an interview with him and I looked at his site and he has a great array of photos and I love how he thinks of photography. I definately want to include the essence of what Photography is in my paper. Maybe that is what it will be.
I also liked reading this article from Dan Smith about darkrooms and how they work as well. He wasn't scientifical and he offers greate advice on beginner and advanced photographers. I've only read one of his articles but I'm anxious to read more.
Of course I had to visit the national geographic website and see what they had to say. (Photographing for NatGeo is my dream job.) They had a good article about digital photography which is almost inevitable if I want to talk about photography essence, even though I prefer manual film cameras.
Just recently I typed in the types of photography in google and I got a lot of results. That may be another option as I move on, although I am not nearly as interested.
I've already talked about Varp and Photo.net as two of my favorite. Varp suggested some books that I want to get a hold of and I would love to read a lot more on Photo.net. They both seem to have a lot to say about both the spirit of photography, if you will, and about the improvement and learning about pictures. Of course, I have already learned that the best way to learn is to just take a lot of pictures. I want to do that. If only I had a camera. Well, as I am still very undecided all I can do now is allow my audience, if I have one, to give your comment. Please, I'm desperate.
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
The Youth Unite: Levi
Well anyways, I was specifically talking about my youth group at church. We're the strangest bunch that I think I could ever get into, and I love every one of them. I can't understand how a group of youth would try it's hand at trying to be so strange as to scare our visitors off, but then I guess that filters out the squemish and the weak. Let me show my youth group.
First there is Levi. Levi likes to be as loud as possible sometimes and he likes to try and be one of us. You know he gets himself into so many things like duck taped weapons and black fingernail polish.
He's actually graduated and he's our game leader but it's really that he never wants to leave youth group. Sometimes though his ideas are too crazy and can get us into a little too much danger. That's why we have adult leaders who help us stay out of that. He's fun to hang out with but you have to keep under control otherwise you'll find him with black hair and a sequin vest, or even worse he'll be without a shirt with a bowtie doing some strange dance. But don't worry. As long as you keep in line he's harmless. Harmless as a hamster.
There is one thing to beware though. He has an aweful habit of growing disgusting facial hair. Be warned it is gruesome and hideous. But we still love him. Well that was Levi. Next blog I will say more about others in Youth Group so be prepared.
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Friday, March 21, 2008
Magical Kittens Pt.2

Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Failure Is Success
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Photo Giraffe E
Wow. I found a really neat site that had a lot of photography stuff on it. It teaches a lot of techniques and goes over everything basic to the really hard stuff. I went to learn about composition and it reminded me about a lot of the basic techniques I did in my first photography class. They were things like natural framing, rule of thirds, curvy lines and lots more. I also explored
the darkroom part of the site, which is my favorite part about photography, developing. Of course I had to see some of the site's own photos so I took a visit the gallery. Some of the photos here were pretty dull and boring, but this guy had some really neat lighting.
otos he/she used because I like the idea of black and white with one color. It doesn't surprise me that photography is more than just an art form. Photography has a really scientific side. In fact, I think photography has the strongest connection between art and science. When I was rick-rolled to this photozone site it had a technique part that explained a lot of scientific and confusing ways to make better photos. I think I'll have to bring that up too. This will be a very interesting essay.
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Magic Kittens
Once upon a time there was a magical rainforest, with magical trees. In the magical rainforest the magical trees spawned magical kittens with battle rifles. The magical kittens shot noobs all day and had a great time. One day the magical wizard from the magical tower off to the side got a magical tactical twelve guage and decided to go pwning some magical kittens. The magical kittens got all frightened to turned to their magical butterfly friends who said. Unfortunately the magical fairies had sided with the wizard and casted a magical spell to pwn the magical rifles of the magical kittens. Then the magical kittens combined their magical powers and caused a huge magical explosion that carried the magical rainforest off. But the magical wizard collecte
d the fitey magical power wands and magically transported them back home where he could not-so-magically pwn them. Now the magical kittens were really frightened which caused a magical reaction and all the magical forces around them made a magical forcefield shutting out the magical wizard. But the magical wizard had a magical nade that destroyed it. Finally the magical kittens were fed up with the magical wizard and they made a plan to pwn him. The cutest of the bunch went out to distract the wizard. While the wizard was busy petting the magical kitten another magical kitten would get out a sniper rifle and pwn him. Then the magical kittens declared that Caturday.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Murder In The Hallway
Today in Dr. Bird’s high school transition session we will be talking about the most dangerous thing to your entire high school life. Population inflation. As you go through high school you will find that the number of students navigating the hall during passing time seems to exponentially increase, and yet the school building and parking lot only seem to deteriorate and decrease in size. This causes a problem in the physical routing of several students and we are faced with a problem with accidents in the halls and lots.
First of all you will have to learn that two thousand people CAN fit in one small building and they will everyday, so get used to it. There is no way we can deport half of them. A key way to navigate the hallways is to avoid the front foyer at all times. This is a hazard point as it is the main passageway for most students and the main standing area for circles and cliques. Here is the second rule of thumb, never stop. If the person in front of you starts to stop push them out of the way. It’s survival of the fittest, loser gets eaten, dog eat dog world in the halls. Some people will get hurt badly during the years at school, but don’t let you be one of them. Stopping points can include vending machines, lockers, and classrooms as they are off to the side and out of the way of traffic.
Parking lots can be just as much of a problem and also must be navigated and routed out carefully. It is important to get at school as early is possible. This means about 40 minutes before your first hour no matter when that is. When driving through the lot, do not be surprised if you find yourself all of a sudden in a drag race with people heading for the same row of cars. Secondly, since parking is perfectly horizontal be smart and make the big turn to get in there well. If you are walking through the lot be especially careful not to get run over by speeding cars and racing teachers as they get to there designated lot behind the school. Warning: you may be a target by some teachers.
The third population problem we will discuss is the lunchroom. It is highly advised to stay at school during lunch as getting to and from someplace to eat for lunch is very difficult. Lunch at school may be frustrating but it is far more practical. During lunch you must rush there as fast as possible or take your sweet time, but do not casually get there because the rush will beat you and the “cutters” will make getting through any line impossibly long. During the nice months I encourage you to take advantage of the outside and sit under a tree. Quite possibly you will be enlightened and you will start writing better advice than I can. Hope you enjoyed this session.
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Friday, March 7, 2008
You Will Die Here
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This Blog Is Not About: attitude, eye, high school, teachers, transition
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Re-Search Th-Is !
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This Blog Is Not About: photography, research
Monday, March 3, 2008
Rocketbird Reccomends
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