Back in the magical land of the magical rainforest where the magical kittens were spawned, the magical kittens threw a magical party because the magical wizard was pwned. Now the magical fairies that had sided with the magical wizard had magically sided with the kittens. So they threw the magical party and in the middle of this fiesta the magical pixies came to magically break it up. They said to the magical kittens, "We r 1337. U ez noobs. DIE." Now the magical kittens new the power of the magical pixies. They could magically conjure magical armies of tomatoes and squash to magically trample all over the magical rainforest. So the magical kittens decided to turn to their magical fairies. The magical fairies tried to magically create a magical oven to cook the magical armies of the magical pixies, but they didn't have enough magical power points to buy the magical oven from non-magical banker. So the magical pixies pwned the magical fairies and the magical fairies magically became extinct. So the magical kittens made a magical potion to create a magical dimension to summon a magical 
ogre with magical powers to destroy the magical pixies. So then he magically succeeded to pwn one, and then he magically poofed due to the automatic-magical poof effect, which is not covered in magical ogre physics books. Then the magical kittens combined their magical powers to make a magical super kittenby the name of "Super Magical Baby Kitten." But the magical Baby kitten was too afraid of the magical pixies and she magically poofed away home. (Until another day.) Now the magical kittens were being magically cornered in the corner of the magical rainf
orest on the magical world of Cigam. Then the magical kittens made a magical octopus and he magiaclly sucked up the magical poof power of the magical fairies. Which made him into a super magical octupus with super magical poofing powers. Then he poofed the pixies into a magical poof-proof jar...and he ate the jar. This caused a magical chain reaction again which magically poofed the octupus away too. (Until another day after the first.) So the magical kittens lived happily ever after for a while. 
ogre with magical powers to destroy the magical pixies. So then he magically succeeded to pwn one, and then he magically poofed due to the automatic-magical poof effect, which is not covered in magical ogre physics books. Then the magical kittens combined their magical powers to make a magical super kittenby the name of "Super Magical Baby Kitten." But the magical Baby kitten was too afraid of the magical pixies and she magically poofed away home. (Until another day.) Now the magical kittens were being magically cornered in the corner of the magical rainf
orest on the magical world of Cigam. Then the magical kittens made a magical octopus and he magiaclly sucked up the magical poof power of the magical fairies. Which made him into a super magical octupus with super magical poofing powers. Then he poofed the pixies into a magical poof-proof jar...and he ate the jar. This caused a magical chain reaction again which magically poofed the octupus away too. (Until another day after the first.) So the magical kittens lived happily ever after for a while. 
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sounds like someone's been on LOLcats. and since when is your name oscito? it sounds like a type of cheese. no but seriously, your story was great. it should be magically turned into a bed time story. except its a bit morbid. so....maybe not.
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