Magic Kittens

Once upon a time there was a magical rainforest, with magical trees. In the magical rainforest the magical trees spawned magical kittens with battle rifles. The magical kittens shot noobs all day and had a great time. One day the magical wizard from the magical tower off to the side got a magical tactical twelve guage and decided to go pwning some magical kittens. The magical kittens got all frightened to turned to their magical butterfly friends who said. Unfortunately the magical fairies had sided with the wizard and casted a magical spell to pwn the magical rifles of the magical kittens. Then the magical kittens combined their magical powers and caused a huge magical explosion that carried the magical rainforest off. But the magical wizard collected the fitey magical power wands and magically transported them back home where he could not-so-magically pwn them. Now the magical kittens were really frightened which caused a magical reaction and all the magical forces around them made a magical forcefield shutting out the magical wizard. But the magical wizard had a magical nade that destroyed it. Finally the magical kittens were fed up with the magical wizard and they made a plan to pwn him. The cutest of the bunch went out to distract the wizard. While the wizard was busy petting the magical kitten another magical kitten would get out a sniper rifle and pwn him. Then the magical kittens declared that Caturday.