The Youth Unite: Joe

And now we can finally return to our previously scheduled program: the Youth Unite. Today's special guess, and he is quite the special one, the last of the Abbate siblings, it's Joe. Joe is a small unmeaningful child full of creepy gooey things. I don't know the name of them. It has been known that Joe has an obsession with Elmo the sesame street character. What isn't probably known is that his obsession has gone far enough to actually kidnap the character and is hiding him in a small puppet ring around his waist. Joe is compulsive and scary at most times and he has known to lash out with a pop in the face. The only known weakness of Joe's is a pie. Joe loves pie. His favorite flavor: pie flavored pie. A simple pie in the face will take Joe off of his feet and render him absolutely helpless. Because of Joe's smallness he can creep up on the most unspuspecting victims and squeeze the bajongers out of them. Believe me, I am a victim. He seems to appreciate the fuzzy sweater vest as a nice resting area. BEWARE: DO NOT WEAR FUZZY SWEATER VESTS AROUD JOE. Joe definately has some resemblences to his brother. In that they are both very, very loud. Impossibly loud actually. And very random. Joe also can eat anything he wants too and lots of it. He has a black hole for a stomach and just consumes things by the table. And when it does come to food he becomes extremely territorial. Beware stealing food from Joe as well. The thing that Joe probably hates the most which is the one thing that seperates him from the rest of youth group is that he hate POTO.

Alright can you say LOL. Because I was actually just having a lot of fun with that. Actually Joe is not really like that. That would be Joe in the extreme sense. It's true he likes Elmo, but he's not filled with creepy gooey things or anything like that. Actually, Joe is a very fun person to be around. He makes games much more lively. How me might be competitive, he comptetes well and is a great athlete. He is also very considerate of prayer as well. You can tell he will be a person who will grow up with a strong relationship with God. He's also considerate of other people a lot. He would never let anybody be left out of the loop. A great friend. And a good hugger. I can now safely say I have given you the REAL Joe.