Welcome to the most delicious blog of your life. I want to introduce you to Jordan. Jordan is the best food in the world. It is especially good to put him on pizza. Luckily for us we have a stash of Jordan sitting in our youth group and we keep him growing quite nicely. In fact, the best pizza ever cooked was recorded to have some Jordan on it. Besides being a good pizza topping Jordan is also a rabbid pianist, and an amazing bunny rabbit. He can play very many good songs to dance too including the best one in the world. POTO!! Jordan has a problem with keeping secrets though. Often I find that he knows things about me that I don't. This results in about a half an hour or so of wrestling only to be disappointed for a bit longer. Needless to say, I still always win and come out on top. Jordan is also the smartest boy in the universe. At least that is what he thinks. That's actually not really true, but don't tell him that.
And that would be Jordan for you. Anybody want pizza?

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