In this day and age we have several problems. In fact there hasn't been a day and age when we haven't had a problem. One of our problems is that women are finding themselves dating the wrong guys, and then bad descisions are made, and bad stuff happens, and I don't believe this part of the story deserves some good detail full with image. You can be in charge with that. I think that Superchic[k] hit it right on the head when they wrote their song "All Princes Start as Frogs."
So there is an easy way to end all of these problems. We need to take every single boy in the world and lock them up in some underground, primodial pool for them to spawn and create all the havoc they want. The frogs can coninually being frogs and wallowing in their slimy selves on sofas. Of course a sufficient amount of flies will be bred to keep the males alive.
This way women won't have to deal with the dirty, filthy, lazy men that ruin their lives. Young women won't have those wrong men to mess up their educated youth and they can live a happy childhood playing with ponies, and shopping for scrunchies and teddy bear tea parties will become a necessary ritual.
We will have specially trained men watchers, breeders, trainers, and testers to keep the man population under control and alive. As we do know that a select few men can go through countless years of training of courtship, chivalry, origami, kung-fu, and begging can make a man into a knight in shining armor, and women can partake of marrying a knight. Of course only for payment of 19.99 plus shipping and handling. Plus a Knight Permit must be given to show how to handle one of these men, as they can tend to forget their training.
Unfortunately, our man market is dropping due to the lack of interest. Who knows, maybe someday men will become extinct. I have heard rumors though of a frog uprising. Maybe this whole plan is going to fail, but that's nothing a little electrial fly trap can't fix. Better watch out.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
All Princes Start As Frogs
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Monday, January 21, 2008
Decision #247: The Red Pill
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So New Year's day was about 3 weeks ago and I am still talking about the resolutions. I know I'm a little late but I thought I would share. I was thinking about Superchic[k] the other day while watching a Rob Bell video and I started to think about my decisions lately. I began to start thinking about how all of our decisions are wathced by other people and we have to be careful of what we do.
It's funny how everything we do can really shape the lives of other people. I know that there are a whole lot worse troubles out there but there are people in our schools right now who actually have lives depending on us. Superchic[k] brought a couple of examples during they're song "Hero."
In their first verse they talked about a young boy who was made fun of and how our hurtful actions toward him could cause him to jump off the edge (literally and emotionally). Teenagers are really vurnerable, especially when they are just starting off they're social careers and to shatter any sense they had of the world is horrible. So not hurting people is a great thing to do and probably really easy to avoid. But there is more. In the second verse Superchic[k] talks about a young girl who cuts herself and starts taking drugs to relieve some sort of pain. Nobody does or says anything about it. And because nobody says anything to her she will continue inflicting pain on herself, so doing nothing is bad too. In fact, this may prove to be more difficult than just avoiding hurting others.
And none of this is fake either. You know that any high school you step into these days there are the silent type of people who end up hurting themselves and nobody is stopping them. I can't come up with a statistic, but I do know that they're are a lot of teen suicided and I can bet my money and my life that the majority of those could be saved if someone were to talk to them.
In the Red Pill Remix of this song Superchic[k] included a true story of a young boy who was constantly taunted by his classmates, and he is only in 8th grade thinking about suicide. Eventually one day he goes home and grabs his dad's gun and shoots himself. And that's it.
Except that's not it. Superchic[k] also stated that it was a bigger problem for all of us to just watch all of this happen and not even try to stop it. The book of James said that if we know about good and do not do it, it is sin. Well this is just like that. We can't just sit back and let these things happen we need to make a voice and stop this nonsense, no matter what the odds are.
The story does get better though. You remember that girl who cut herself? Well, she ends up finally taking a step up and she stops these hurtful action. That's the kind of decision that shows strength, courage, and confidence, and we label that person a hero.
Another person is also mentioned in this awesome song. He is the kind of person who makes the right decisions in a situation, who doesn't need his parent's guidence any longer but still takes it. He is the role model for his 9 yr old brother and everybody watches what he does. My favorite lyric is when they say "When he makes a choice he changes a nine-year-old's life." Because it's true we change people's lives with what we do. He is also a hero.
And I think that is my New Year's Resolution this year. I want to watch my decisions and also make postivie uplifting ones. I want to change someone else's life and I want to be a hero.
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